I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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