You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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