Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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