absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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