Can Purell be used as lube?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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