My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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