Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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