We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Plural? Please tell.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.