marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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