drunk tastebuds have low standards.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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