its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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