and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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