his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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