i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
