yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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