So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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