Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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