One girl and one boy is just not enough.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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