hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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