I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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