What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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