Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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