We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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