I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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