well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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