If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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