we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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