awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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