Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
high people should be assigned attendants
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Randomize