Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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