Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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