Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Never underestimate the power of titties
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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