I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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