i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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