i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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