What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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