How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
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Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
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If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
It's not a walk of shame if you run
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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