im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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