fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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