So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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