omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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