you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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