hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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