Jerry, you need to find god
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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