how can u be prego again
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
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Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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