a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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