He asked to "fluff my boner.."
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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