I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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