: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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