Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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