i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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