I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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