We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
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I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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