ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
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It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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