yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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