i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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