The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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