just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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